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Posted: 17 years ago
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teacher lecturing on population in India says that after 10 seconds a woman gives birth to a kid.

A man stands up and says we must find that woman and stop her.

plz dont take it offensive coz i mentioned india.

Luv Neemo

<viewbie's note: Please don't post sardar jokes. I've edited the post.>

Edited by Shazia_haya - 17 years ago

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Posted: 17 years ago
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lolz
thanks for sharing
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Posted: 17 years ago
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lol...a simple joke but funny šŸ˜† thx

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