Jokes Forum - Page 41

A man is talking to the family doctor. "Doc, I think my wife's going deaf." The doctor answers, "Well, here's something you can try on her to...

Myra was going to the office party but needed a new party dress. In the clothing store she asked, 'May I try on that dress in the window,

A couple in the middle of a messy divorce case find themselves in court battling over custody of little Johnny, their only child. In order to...

Football Fan To The Rescue Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the...

lipstick According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria, BC recently was faced with a unique...

A man got pulled over by a cop because he was weaving in and out of the lanes. The cop got out of his car and asked the driver to blow in a

It is the middle of the night in the middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the centre of the road. They collide

101% From a strictly mathematical viewpoint: What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say...

Hiya, It's time 2 laugh! The Swimmer Once there was a millionaire who had a collection of live alligators. He kept them in a pool at

On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook

100 Ways To Tell You're Asian Not to be taken seriously, but funny nonetheless! You go to drop off one person to the airport, but...

Bol Bete bol Kaun Si Chahiye tujhe Bol ] [IMGW] MUJHE YAHI CHAHIYE DAD HEY SUNO SUNO ABHISHEK KO ASH CHAIYE BHAI

****************************************** ***************** Following a night out with a few friends, a man brought them back to show off his...

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job. Look Miss," said the foreman, "have you any actual...

A little laugh for the women a sign of caution to our dear men.......... A Woman's Poem: He didn't like the curry And he

On Christmas Eve, Nathan thought it would be nice to buy his wife a little gift for the next day. Always short of money, he thought long and hard

Wife looks in the mirror and says to her husband, i look horrible, fat and ugly....... Please say something nice to me. Husband replies:

The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?" "Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Adrian...

How did a rat propose to a cat???????? ? ?? ??? ???? ????? "Billo Raniiiiiii Kaho Toh Abhi Jaan De...

Two young men who had just graduated from Harvard were all excited and talking effusively as they got into a taxi in downtown Boston. After...

CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, woh

One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on...

There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish icefishing. Once the contest...

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B60KKOPO2yY[/YOUTUBE] oh man are we that evil

Hiya, Lets laugh our butts off for a while Silly Questions with Silly Answers! What are caterpillars afraid of? -Dogerpillars! Why is the

A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do. " The...

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[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOWrw2m8_5k[/YOUTUBE] i did this once too but to my sister

Christmas was coming near and it was time for Little Johnny to finish his holiday shopping. He went into a toy shop, took a toy plane, gave the