husbad asks: Who r u?
Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?
husband: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai š
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A man was busy in removing a wheel from auto,
a person walking from there asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?
man: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only' š
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Man Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.ššš
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a boy apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
boy: I'm falling in love.šš