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The Man Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty...

doctor: tabiyat kaisi hai ab patient; pehle se zyada kharab hai D ; dawai khali thi kya P ; nahi dawai ki bottle tou bhari huee thi D ; i mean

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope not !

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it...

There was an old loving couple who were married for more than 60 yrs living in a small village. One they decided to visit the place where...

How do the various titans of the computing industry describe a lowly glass of milk? Optimist The glass is half full. Pessimist The glass is half

A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a...

There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he...

Boy: chalte chalte yoonhi gir jaata hoon main bethe bethe kahin so jaata hoon main kya yehi pyar hai ? kya yehi pyar hai ??? girl: Nahi, ye

The Great Dr. Indiana Jones found a little boy in India during his liberation of the Temple of Doom. He mentored and trained the little Indian...

Laughs Hello They say laughter is the best medicine, after all. The day after a verdict had been entered against his client, the

Laughs Hello They say laughter is the best medicine, after all. Bad News or Terrible News First This guy was sitting in his

Ek macchar ek takle ke sar par ja baita... Dusra macchar bola:- Waha kya ghar dunda hai.. Pehla macchar bola:- Ghar kaha re abi to sirf PLOT

Three Monkeys escaped from the Zoo so the zoo keepers went looking for them After looking for awhile, they found the first one eating a...

2 friends talking; I Kiss my Wife evrydy B4 i go 2 Ofice n u? 2nd Frend: I Kiss ur Wife aftr U go 2 Ofice.. frst frnd :Hahaha i Kissd

Ques : Imagine u r in a boat in middle of sea and it starts sinking...wt will u do to save urself?? (u dnt know to swim..) . . ....

An old couple married for 60 yrs are sleeping soundly Suddenly the husband gets up in the middle of the night and goes to do toilet comes...

One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. As soon as he starts to draw a crowd, a...

Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya Maine soncha mera dil aaya Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya

Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out

A man had a GIN ,one day GIN asked him: Aqa koi order? Man:ok make a road 4 me from my house to USA GiN: Aqa this is very difficult as huge

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God was sitting in heaven when a scientist approached him and said,"we dont need u anymore. we have figured out to create life from nothing"

Hey guys, sry if this has been posted b4 (i read it in a magazine), so here it goes: One day, two guys named tom and bob took a test for a brain...

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If you cant read it...see the words below...office co-worker gave this to me..(She wrote my name below it, cause im that indian guy lol)...Dont

Edited by cool_pak - 11 years ago

Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished...

Day 751: My captors continue to torment me with bizarre dangling objects. They eat lavish meals in my presence while I am forced to subsist on

An elderly gent was invited to an old friend's home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his...