Jokes Forum - Page 24

Little Preeto came running into the house after school one day, shouting, "Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!" "That's great,...

A teacher was convincing a class on nursery students to buy the group fotograph... 'see you all will be proud wen u will be big n tell ur...

Signs you spend too much time with your e-mail Your children are named Outlook, Thunderbird and dotcom. You spend half of the plane trip

Little Johnny came downstairs bellowing loudly. His mother asked, "What's the matter now?" "Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb

Ek aadmi ko poocha jaata hai ke usko kahaa jaana hai jannat mein ya dozig mein? Woh kehta hai : ''Kya main pehle dono jagaah dekh sakta hoon''?

BUSH: hamare pass madonna hain, britney hai, julia robrts hai.tumhare pass kya hai???? MANMOHAN SINGH:Hamare pass emran hashmi hai...

Please do not laugh! In U.S. they invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it out to different countries for a test. In U.S.A, in 30

(note form Sumra, not as a viewbie ye , when you read each of the following, think of it okay. As in imagine

Did you all miss grilling someone? [my usual question …lol] Awww…..I know you did! Don't worry….you can kill

Before and after the m arriage : ----------------- ---------------- !!!!

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon... Demon: Why so glum chum?...

There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he'd never left it on its own. But eventually he had to go on a business trip

The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was nowhere to...

Sowwie If posted dis b4 by any1 Thought 1 When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers. When we are married, our brides

A young boy answers the phone. A man says, "Hello is your dad around?" The boy whispers, "Yes." The man then asks if he can talk to

lady drinking coke, machchar falls in lady take it out , machchar says ;maaa lady ask why u did u call me maaaa machchar says mien...

It was the after-lunch session, and the next batsman in hadn't left the bar. When it was his turn to bat he confessed to the captain that he

Please do not post jokes related to any kind of race or religion. Some people may get offended. Please read the section's rules before...

Please do not post jokes related to any kind of race or religion. Some people may get offended. Please read the section's rules before...

ENJOY THESE FACTS OF LIFE!!!!!!!! *Money is not everything. There's MasterCard Visa. *One should love animals. They are so...

GOOD ONE…. One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how

A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, "We've got such a clever dog. Cocoa brings in the daily newspapers every morning." Her...

Pahla gadha yaar mein jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hoo, vo mujhe bahut marta hai. Doosra gadha tu ghar chor kar bhaag kyo nahi jata. Pahla gadha...

A drunk walks into a crowded bar and takes the last barstool next to an older woman. After awhile, the woman starts to smell this horrible odour...

Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl holding ur hand looking in ur eyes and still wants ur pulse will be normal

Frog Noise, please A sister and brother are talking to each other when the little boy gets up and walks over to his Grandpa and says, "Grandpa,...

Laughs Hello They say laughter is the best medicine, after all. Research had been going on for many years as to the invention of the...

if parachute doesn't open? Salesman selling parachute:U Can Jump from plane press button u can land safely Customer:if parachute doesn't

Common statements of girls after Exams and Wedding Night: It was tough but It was good. It was too long. I got tired. I know but I

Your Ad HereSUSPECT ULTIMATE:::Chicken story (mind blowing climax) ( posted again, as old one gone) A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and