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God was sitting in heaven when a scientist approached him and said,"we dont need u anymore. we have figured out to create life from nothing"
"oh really!"God says, eyes wide open.
"yeah" replied the scientist,"we can take just plain soil, create it into the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating a man."
"very interesting, show me then"God replies
the scientist takes soil and begins the process, when God interrupts,smiling,"Wait a second, get your own soil son"
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Q: How do u sink a submarine full of idiots?
A: Knock on the door
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exhausted after driving all night, a man decided to pull over to get some sleep.he had just settled back to snooze when there was a knock on the window.
He opened his eyes to see a jogger, who asked,"excuse me, what is the time?"
"it's 8:10"
"thanks"he replied before running of again.
the man had just dozed of again when there was another knock.
"what time is it?" said a hiker.
"8:25", fed up, the man put a sign on his window that read ,'I DONT KNOW WHAT THE TIME IS!'
KNOCK KNOCK, the man was awakened again.
scowling, the man rolled down the window,"WHAT?" he yelled at the boy scout standing there.
"it's 8:45"
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