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Posted: 16 years ago
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Day 751: My captors continue to torment me with bizarre dangling objects. They eat lavish meals in my presence while I am forced to subsist on dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of eventual escape -- that, and the satisfaction I get from occasionally ruining some piece of their furniture.

I fear I may be going insane. Yesterday, I ate a houseplant. Tomorrow I may eat another.

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Posted: 16 years ago
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Originally posted by: deep321

?😕, plz explain

lol...she was talking from the view of a cat..
I bet thats how animals look at us...
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Originally posted by: AsliiGuy

lol...she was talking from the view of a cat..

I bet thats how animals look at us...

Bhaiya what is she talking about, Cats donot eat furniture. I bet the animals donot look at us in this way. This joke does not make any sense. Its one hell of a sick joke !! I donot think there is anything to explain.😕
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Posted: 16 years ago
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hey u shouldn't be talking like that. its rude
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Posted: 16 years ago
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yh if u wnt to gve a commeny gve a polite one
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Originally posted by: RAJAYE_HIND

Bhaiya what is she talking about, Cats donot eat furniture. I bet the animals donot look at us in this way. This joke does not make any sense. Its one hell of a sick joke !! I donot think there is anything to explain.😕

hold on a second everybody....before we get to talking about rudeness...let me clear this one thing with RAJAYE_HIND...
listen....this is supposed to be a joke....it doesn't have to stick to reality.....after all it's meant to be a joke...as long as it is funny, it's a joke....we are not talking about real life stories or real life facts.....and another thing...where in the joke did it mention that the cat is eating furniture? the cat is eating a houseplant.....meaning plants that are kept in the house....so where did you read the cat is eating furniture?
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Posted: 16 years ago
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hey you dont need to clarify anything to him. i have read his jokes and they aren't funny at all, who is he to comment on you.
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Posted: 16 years ago
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it is nice.
other ppl wud have liked it more.
if u put one cat's face, the serious looking cat with it. hehehe.
then these words will look so superb.

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