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trunk rocker rainy day knocked out bad boy newton's law Pole Vaulting For "Life"

This is when Amitabh Bachan got fit after his long ilness..... one fine morning he told his drvier "Arre bhai aaj Gaadi hum chalayenge.., tum

1) Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button ? Customer: Yes, but it's really

1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life! 2. Expecting the world to...

HARD-DISK woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. INTERNET

a man walks out of a bar and sees a bum panhandling on the corner. The bum says, "Mister, can you spare a dollar?" The man thinks a minute.

Husband: Meri Bibi Ghum ho Gai Hai! Post Master: Andhay yeh post office hai, Police Station jao. Husband: Maaf Kejiye Gah, Khushi may Samjh nahi...

Man : Why do you take your wife to night clubs only? Laloo : By the time she gets ready no other place is open. ...

These questions were set in last year's GCSE examination in Swindon, Wiltshire. These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds) Q. Name the four...

A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for

Laloo: Petrol price increase hone ka hum ko koi farak nahi padta. Pehle bhi hum 100 rupye ka bharvata tha, ab bhi 100 ka hi bharvata hoon.

A father bought his son a robot which slaps you when you tell lies. So, one day the son came home late from school his father asked why he...

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he

Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? Teaching

[1] You can become an engineer if you go to an Engineering college, But don't expect to be a President going to the Presidency College!

This is one of the most funniest videos I have watched recently....such cool campaign strategies man! I salute the computer geeks who have come

hey everyone a girl n boy sat looking @ their engagement ring boy: did ur friends admire it girl: they did more than that.three of them...

It was a sunday as usualy all the villagers went to the church to prayPeople were waiting for the mass to begin when suddenly the walls n the

i dont know if this has been posted b4 if it has plz forgive me ek din chor chori karna ghar pe gaya chor locker torne wala tha par locker upar...

Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask

Weather Indian A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an Old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain."...

This is very Irritating!!!! Enjoy it....! http://www.coolbuddy.com/jokes/irritation.htm

my 1st post . A couple drove down a country road for several miles, Not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and...

Hello Everyone! First of all Happy Independence Day to both Pakistanis Indians living around the world. And isn't it Raksha Bandhan Day today?...

A little Chhokro asked his Baa, 'How did the human race appear?' Baa answered, 'Bhagwan made all of us' Two days later this

If you thought Indian names were cmoplicated...think again! [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU70qAfQAo8[/YOUTUBE]

!! The Funniest Of All !! Girls Will Love This !! **************************************************************************** Her...

Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind everyunsuccessful man, there are two! Every man/woman should marry - After

On the Raksha Bandhan day five year old little Raju asks his Mummy, "Mummy Mummy I want Rakhee". His Mummy said, "You get ready, your Didi will

When do you stop at GREEN and go at RED? When you're eating a watermelon! !! HAHAHAHA !!