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Posted: 16 years ago

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

The day after a verdict had been entered against his client, the lawyer rushed to the judge's chambers, demanding that the case be reopened, saying: "I have new evidence that makes a huge difference in my client's defence."

The judge asked, "What new evidence could you have?"

The lawyer replied, "My client has an extra $10,000, and I just found out about it!"

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Man

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Posted: 16 years ago

Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer

He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser.

When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.

He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."

He tells you that he has never told a lie.

A big sign in his office says: "Don't ask me."

A prison guard is shaving your head.

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Man

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Posted: 16 years ago

Laughs

Hello

They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

How lawyers do it...

Lawyers do it with appeal.

Lawyers do it confidentially.

Lawyers do it on a trial basis.

Lawyers do it until justice prevails.

Lawyers do it as long as you can pay them.

Lawyers do it unless it is prohibited by law.

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Posted: 16 years ago

Laughs

Hello

They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

The judge had just finished telling the prisoner that he was free to go as the jury had found him not guilty of fraud,

So the prisoner asked: 'Does that mean I can keep the money?'