Glass of Milk

How do the various titans of the computing industry describe a lowly glass of milk?

Optimist
The glass is half full.

Pessimist
The glass is half empty

Futurist
The milk's in the wrong half of the glass

Pascal programmer
Well, what type of milk is it?

C Programmer
No thanks, I drink stright from the jug

Assembly programmer
No thanks; I drink stright from the cow

Basic Programmer
No thanks; I'm still breast feeding

MIS COBOL Programmer
I'LL DRINK IT IF YOU GIVE ME UNTIL NEXT YEAR

Fuzzy logic guy
I may or may not have drunk some part of that milk

Prolog Programmer
I know I drank it - just don't ask me how

Non-Procedural Language Programmer
I drank it when nobody was looking

UI Designer
What's that crap in my glass?

Pentium User
I drank (Glass * .49999999...) but don't hold me to that

Windows User
Where's my straw?

Mac User
Where's my pump?

UNIX User
Nahhh... too easy

Multimedia author or Shareware game author
That glass is free; the next one you have to pay for

Security Consultant
Where'd the rest of the milk go?

CIA
What makes you think that's milk???

NSA
We know what it really is

Copy Protection Crazies
Somebody drank half my milk and didn't pay for it!

Free Software Foundation
The milk is the cow's contribution to all mankind!

Bill Gates
Not enough market share to be Microsoft Milk^TM

Binary

there will be milk(1) or 'no milk' (0), what's the big deal

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hey, did u notice the glaas, crystal clear, best quality, expensive antique glass, who cares abt milk, i need that glass.⭐️

lol...did you made that up?

hehehe yes... :-)

Shazia
what ! half filled glass. ?
half filled glasses are not allowed.
half filled glass will be emptied without giving any reason, and u will get a warning.

Originally posted by: 1+1=10

hehehe yes... :-)

Shazia
what ! half filled glass. ?
half filled glasses are not allowed.
half filled glass will be emptied without giving any reason, and u will get a warning.