ssssshkoihai jokes

Aik Aadmi Ki Biwi Sey Sawal Kia Geya
Key Aapko Konsi Book Sab Sey Ziada Pasand Hai?

Biwi:
Apney Husband Ki Cheque Book….

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Bhikari:
Hello , Pizza Hut?

Pizza Hut:
Yes Sir

Bhikari:
1 Large Pizza Or 1 Litre Pepsi Bhej Do

Pizza Hut:
Sir Kis Ke Naam Se Bhejoon?

Bhikari:
Allah Ke Naam Pe Dede Baba!

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::ARZ KIYA HAI::

Mathay Par Lahu Sir Par Reit

Wah Wah !

Mathay Par Lahu Sir Pr Reit

Kyun Ke Larki Ne Phool Mara Gamlay
Samait

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Larka:
Hum 36 Behan Bhai Hain

Larki:
Kya Aap K Ghar Family Planning Walay Nahi Aaye?

Larka:
Aaye Thay,
School Samajh K Wapas Chalay Gaye…