Jokes Forum - Page 21

Hello friends! Do you remember the contest "The Making Of The Universe" where we asked you to write a fiction on how the universe was created?

this joke is old...you might have heard...but those who haven't...here it is: mayawati brings a goat for laaloo Laaloo: " Bhainswaa kyon laayi

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There were 4 friends at a party, they met after a long time. 3 friends started talking while the other want to the wash room F1 - "my son is the...

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Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi. Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai. Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss

Santa - Oh Banta! a telling thing. If a chicken in two eggs in day, then how many eggs will in a week? Banta - Oh, so you Santa, Twelve

Dear Wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have

IAS TOPPERS' ANSWERS Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

Curtain Rods-A page from a journal of a divorced woman. I spent the first day packing my belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On

There were 4 passengers in a an aeroplane 1. priest 2. student 3. actor 4. politician While traveling in middle air, the plane had a big problem,...

ok..i think this is quite old but I'll just share it.... A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it. A teenage college guy

How to Get the Police to Respond Really Quickly Did you hear about the guy who called the police because he saw some people stealing

you love someone, you marry someone else the one you marry, becomes your wife or husband, and the one you loved, becomes the password of your...

Hey Friends, I hope you enjoy it! -Mahi

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00, which

Mumbai to Pune This happened about a month or two ago near Lonavala and even though it sounds like something out of the X-Files

There was a young fellow called Binn Who was so excessively thin That when he essayed To drink lemonade He slipped through the straw

The phone bill was exceptionally high so the man of the house called a family meeting on a Saturday morning after breakfast. Dad: People this...

This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US!!! A few years ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some basic English conversation...

Baap: Beta jab main tumko marta hoon to tum apna gussa kaise nuikalte ho? Beta: Bathroom saaf karke Baap: To usse mera kya bigarta hai?

Are You Male Or Female? Look Down For The Answer .

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew...

Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country. The problem was that no matter how much

Boyfriend: Tumhare ghar gaya tha. Mujhe nahin lagta ki humari shaadi ho paayegi. Sorry, shaadi cancelled. Girlfriend: (slightly sobbing,...

Warning Computers are causing radiation Wich can effect the brain. But u are safe It only effects ppl wid brains. How luky are...

New Twins Eve: "Did you hear the latest about Jane Simmons who lives over on the next block? " Sheli: " No, what about her?" Eve: "She...

what is love? love is when a girl puts on perfume and a guy puts on colone, and they both go out to smell each other. - Karl, age 5 ...

Try this , go to write msg, ACTIVATE Dictionary [ T9 ], then hide your screen with 1 hand Type 4164771968, now remove ur hand read it….. then...

A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory exploration. With their eyes closed, they...