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Jozi Khan

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Posted: 16 years ago

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ek dafa ek sardar ji dopeher ke 2:30pm baje dhoop main kaafi dair se faltu kharay huay hote hain.

ye dekh ker sardarji ki mom parehshaan hojati hain aur bhaagti hui aati hain aur kehti hain.

"oye Balvindray tu is waqat dhoop main awain khara kya ker raha hai?

"sardar ji jawab dete hain"oye kuch nahi bebay main apna paseena sukha raha hoon"

**VIEWBIE'S NOTE*** No jokes about sardar's, bihari's, racial or any particular religion allowed. Last and final warning for all.

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Jozi Khan

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Posted: 16 years ago

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Sardar ki mah ki death ho gai,

ek saal bad sardar ka baap America sa wapis aya,
us na poucha teri mah kahan ha,
sardar bola wo to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi,
sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola
kuttay,kaminay to tu na mujhay btaya q nhi,
sardar bola,

Me na socha surprise don ga...

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Posted: 16 years ago

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Sardar . Maa khush khabri hai.

Maa. Bool bata.

Sardar maa hum 2 sa 3 ho gaya.

Maa beeta huwa ya beeti.

Sardar.Nahi Maa

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Mari biwi na dosri shadi kar li.

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Jozi Khan

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Posted: 16 years ago

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Sardar's daughter:

Abba kal apne ghar se aik banda kam ho jaye ga

Next day wo larki bhag gayi

Sardar: Kuri ne kaam to acha nahi kiya
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Par thi wo najoomi

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Posted: 16 years ago

#5

sardar: Mene kal easy load waly ko bewakoof banaya!

Boy: Woh kese?

sardar: Hum ne usko 100 Rupey dya

or number galat likhwa diya.

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Posted: 16 years ago

#6

4 Sardar aur 1 Pathan helicopter ki rassi se latkay hue thay !

Pilot ne kaha k Load zeyda hai, ksi aik ko koodna hoga.

Ye sun kr Pathan ne kaha k Rassi ko chorne ki Qurbani main deta

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Ye sun kar tamaam Sardar taaliyaan bajane lagay.

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Posted: 16 years ago

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She Is Kidding...

Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu...

"Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ...

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Posted: 16 years ago

#8

Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega

Dr:5 lakh

Sardar: Agar 'Plastic' hum de to?

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