The teacher asked Sam,
- Tell me the name of four fruits.
- I don't know, sir.
- Stupid, you don't even know the name of four fruits! Today you will ask your father at home and will tell me the answer tomorrow.
Reaching at home Sam went to his father and said,
-Dad, please tell me the name of four fruits.
- STUPID! You have grown up so much and still you don't know the name of four fruits. Get out from my sight right now.
Getting out of the room Sam thought, "Stupid must be the name of a fruit."
Then he went to his elder brother's room.
- Brother, please tell me the name of three fruits.
(He won the game)
-SUPER MAN!
Sam thought super man is also a fruit's name.
Next day he was going to school and saw a man was passing by a public toilet. He went to him and asked, "Uncle, please tell me the name of two fruits."
As he could not notice Sam for the bad smell coming from public toilet he said, "Urgh! PUBLIC TOILET."
He thought public toilet is also a fruits name.
During crossing the road Sam saw a couple sitting near a bench. One more fruit's name is remained. So he went to them and asked the boy to tell him the name of a fruit. The boy did not notice him because he was romancing with the girl. So he said the girl, "NOT TODAY DARLING, I SHALL GO TOMORROW."
After reaching school, the teacher asked him,
- Did you learn the name of four fruits?
- Yes.
- Tell me the names.
- STUPID.
- What! You called me stupid! If I am stupid who are you?
- SUPER MAN.
- If you are superman what the school is?
- PUBLIC TOILET.
The teacher became very angry and ordered the girl class captain to take away him from the class. When she went to him, he said,
"NOT TODAY DARLING, I SHALL GO TOMORROW."
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