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Posted: 15 years ago
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See Height Of Optimism:
Solider:Sir We Are Surrounded!
Army Major:Excellent We Can Attack In Any Direction…

A guy took a part time job as an opinion poll sampler, calling people for their views on various issues. On his very first call, he introduced myself,
"Hello, this is a telephone poll.....
A man on the other end replied, "Yeah, and this is a street light
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Posted: 15 years ago
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lol great jokes especially the first one 😆

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Posted: 15 years ago
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hahaha aww...the first situation would be terrible lol

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Nice one! Loved the first one! 🤣

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