One day three women were at a beauty parlor talking about their husbands. The first woman says, Last night my husband said he was going to his office, but when I called they said he wasn't there!?
I know!? the next woman says, Last night my husband said he was going to his brother's house but when I called he wasn't there.?
The third woman says, I always know where my husband is.?
Impossible!? both women say, He has you completely fooled!?
Oh no, says the woman. I'm a widow.....