Jokes Forum - Page 12

uuff the layout of the forum here's the link of the pic-- http://i46.tinypic.com/1z7jeu.jpg Edited by truemate - 2010-04-12T11:55:08Z

one day dad asked his son-- son wat wud u like to have as ur birthday present??? son-- nothing dad just a radio... dad-- just a radio nothing

In Memory of all Those Who love Their Boss! A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the boss's wife instead, she explains "I'm Afraid he Died Last

yeah !!!! reacently I received a call from a Girl ...... it was a wrong call to my number ... I gave a prank answer delibrately / intentionally...

A man went to a pet shop and bought a talking parrot. He took the parrot home, and tried to teach the parrot how to say a few things, but...

Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a

Paddy and his two friends, Bill and Simon, are talking at a bar. Bill says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician." "What...

[I have removed this joke !!] Just laugh it off! Edited by Mars35913062 - 2010-04-15T07:43:11Z

A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works if you spend 12.99 Dollars for the

Six answers given by a GIRL when she is proposed???. 1 Nahi 2 Mujhe waqt chahiye 3 I have always seen u as a friend 4 I already have a boy...

Man before Marriage Is like Airtel…."Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan" After Marriage He's Like Hutch(vodafone)… "Where R U Go Our Network Follows." ...

Honeymoon photo.......open carefully........... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young Mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.

Two young men, returning from US, visited River Ganges to see how people carry out their rituals. As they strolled by, they heard this young...

Hello everyone!!! It's one of my most favorite days of the year (even tops my birthday, valentines day and Christmas) It's April fool's...

Question . What is the difference between love marriage and arranged marriage? Answer . In love marriage, you marry your own girlfriend. In...

Edited by truemate - 2010-04-13T11:14:57Z

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns From his Middle East assignment. A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?" The...

A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke. A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your...

Junior had just received his brand new drivers license. To celebrate, the whole family trooped out to the driveway and climbed into the car for...

A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner.....who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help...

1. New Math Joke A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. Dear Wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing..." 2. You're at a party

One evening as Jack passed little Tommy's bedroom he overheard his son praying, "God bless Mummy, God bless Daddy, and God bless Grandma. Bye...

A Polish Man gets married to an American lady.(even though his English is not so good) After 2 yrs he goes to a solicitor for a divorce. ...

Edited by truemate - 2010-04-09T17:24:46Z

Hi ! these jokes were messaged 2 me by my friend 1. Ultimate answer to the question..Define Birthday ans. the only day you cried , your mom was...