examiner :see the birds leg & tell its name.
Man : i dont know.
examiner:u fail.whats ur name ?
Man:now u see my leg and tell my name
An artist asked the gallery owner if anyone had shown interest in his paintings. "I've got good news and bad news," she said. "The good news is that some guy inquired if it would appreciate in value after you died. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."
"And the bad news?"
"The guy was your doctor."