Some more Jokes!!

1)Dil ne poocha chand se,dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa haseen?Dil ne poocha chand se,dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa haseen?

chand ne kaha:abbe gadhe,itne upar se dikhta hai kya?

2)From Mon to Sun,from Jan to Dec,From Birth to Death,my feelings for you have never changed.For me,you've alwayz been ............a headache!!!

3)ullu no 1:ullu no 2,aap kitna padhe ho?ullu no 2:main to BA hoon!ullu no 1:kya???aapne sirf do alphabets padhe hai aur woh bhi ulte!!!

4)aarz karte hai..........chand ko dekha,to aap dikhi!!!taaron main dekha,to aap dikhi,phoolon ko dekha,to aap dikhi.aare zara side main ho jao , to kuch aur dikhe!!