This is a new theory regarding how to catch a lion. for those who are not aware of Indian Films pls dont read the Last part because you will not be able to understand it.
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How to catch a Lion:
Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is
equal and opposite reaction.Implies you caught lion
Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also
run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can
trap it easily.
Schrodinger Method:
At any given moment,
there is a positive probability
that lion to be in the cage. So set the trap, sit
down and wait.
Inverse Transformation Method:
We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it.
Perform an inverse transformation with respect to
lion. Lion is in and we are out.
Thermodynamic Procedure:
We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows
everything to pass it except lions. Then sweep the
entire forest with it.
Integration Differential
Method:
Integrate the forest over the entire area. The lion
is some where in the result. So differentiate the
result PARTIALLY w.r.t lion to trace out the lion
Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven
that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues
tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.
Indian Police Method:
catch any animal and interrogate it to accept that
its a Lion. GOT FRUSTRATED Now lets kill the
lion...
Rajnikanth-(INDIAN MOVIE STAR) Method :
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack
anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in
fear itself.
Karan Johar Method (Indian Film director):
Send a lioness into the forest. our lion and lioness
fall in love with each other. Send another lioness
in to the forest,followed by another lion. First
lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves
the 2nd lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both lions.
Now send another lioness(third) into the forest.
You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15
yrs, then also u wont !
Menaka Gandhi (Social Activist) method:
save the lion from a danger and feed him with some
vegetables continuously.
George bush method:
Link the lion with osama bin laden
and shoot him.
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