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ROCKET and PLANE are talking
PLANE : abe ROCKET tu itni tezi se kaise ud jata hai ?
ROCKET : SAALE TERE PEECHE AAG LAGEGI THO PATA CHALEGA !

Chiman:Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Chiman: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.

Once upon in air india flight, one Indian man and a English man were traveling, the indian
man got his dinner from home,
he took it out the box, and took out a roti (indian chapati) then at that moment english
man curiously asked 'what?s
that', the indian replied 'bread of India'
After a while the indian took out a gulabjamun (indian sweet), at that moment english asked
'whats that' then english
replied 'sweet of india', after some time the indian guy farted with a big sound at that
moment the english man asked
'what?s that', the indian said thats 'AIR INDIA'

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