Sherlock Holmes and Watson

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian......

Sherlock Holmes and Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent,and
fell asleep.

Some hours later, Holmes wakes Watson. " look up at the sky and tell me
what you see."

Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."

Holmes : "What does that tell you?"

Watson ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks.

"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".

Thats what happens when you think too hard😆