Wedding Bells

Rameshkumar age 89, and Santosh age 85 are all excited about their decision to get married.

Both had moved to USA with their respective families over 10 years ago, and found it was LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT when they recently met at the funeral of a mutual friend.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a pharmacy/ drugstore. Rameshkumar suggests that they go in.

He addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Rameshkumar: "Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Rameshkumar: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Rameshkumar: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Rameshkumar: "How about Viagra?"

Pharmacist: "Of course."

Rameshkumar: "Medicine for memory?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."

Rameshkumar: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Rameshkumar: "Perfect! We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts."