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One day in the hospital... > >Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on gurneys next to each other, outside the operating room. > >The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" > >The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous." > >The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and >ice cream. It's a breeze." > >The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?" > >The first kid says, "A circumcision." > >The second kid replies, "Whoa! Good luck buddy. I had that done when I was >born. Couldn't walk for a year."
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