1) 2'nd wife
two friends were sitting in a park.
1'st friend:kya hua yaar,bada pareshan lag raha hai.2'nd :haan yaar,meri pehli biwi driver ke saath bhaag gayi phir maine doosri shaadi kar li.1'st:to kya doosri bhi bhaag gayi?2'nd:nahin yaar,woh bhaagati hi nahin,kya karoon.
2) Mean Husband
One day there was a husband named Ravi who was going to die...
beside him was his wife who was trying to give him hope, Shalu...Ravi tried to talk to Shalu and Said "Shalu, when im dead, i allow u to marry Sunil'',...
than Shalu said ''but Sunil is ur tight enemy until now, how can i marry him'',
than Ravi said " thats what i want u to do, so that he will suffer the same as i suffered with u for years''....