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Posted: 20 years ago
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What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE .........
> Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......
> Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati hai
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> Ek sardar apne bete se bola : Bevkuf kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi
> tili nahin jalti.
> Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.
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> Doctor to Sardaar : Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai ?
> Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai .....
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> Once some one sent SMS to Sardar....... "bhejanewala mahan, padhanewala
> gadha"
> Sardar got angry and replied......."bhejanewala gadha, padhnewala mahan"
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> Kounsi devi ka kounsa prasad India mein famous hai .......................
> Rabridevi ka laloo prasad
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> A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab today........
> Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still.....
> digging for more.
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> Sardar found answer to most difficult question question ever -
> What comes first - the chicken or the egg ?
> O yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, vo ayega !!!
>

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Posted: 20 years ago
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😆 those are hilarious!

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