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Classic definitions & cool meanings

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Posted: 20 years ago
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1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage

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Posted: 20 years ago
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😆 I hope the last one is not true! 😊

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Posted: 20 years ago
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Heres one more,

Dictionary : The only place where divorce comes before Marriage

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