Titanic

"Help.... the Titanic is going to be drowned...."

Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or
praying to God...

Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the
ship.

Italian : How far is land, from here ?

Sardarji : Two miles .

Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools
making noise.

I have got the experience of swimming even more.

Th e Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes
up

to the layer to ask something again.

Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles
from here ?

Sardarji : Downwards... !!