Sardarji jokes - 7

A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the
pearly gate Saint P eter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:

1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".

2. How many seconds are there in a year?


The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered...

1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are
Today and Tomorrow.

2. There are 12 seconds in a year.

Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and
Tomorrow, even though it's not he answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only 12 seconds in a year?"

The Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,
March 2nd, etc...."

Saint Peter lets him in without another word