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MISCELLANEOUS JOKES 1st thief : Oh The police is here. Quick Jump out of the window 2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor. 1st thief : Hurry

BOY TO GIRL :- Kash in Hassinaon ke Baap mar jaaye, Bahana Ho Afsos ka In ke Ghar to jaaye. Girl TO BOY :- Aisa sochna bhi aye

An English professor wrote the words: "A woman without her man is nothing" on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station ...

In the immigration office: -Name? -Abu Dalah Sarafi. -Sex? -Four times a week. -No, no, no... male or female? -Male, female... sometimes...

Tickets: - fire fighters false alarm: 500/- - police false alarm: 1000/- - ambulance false alarm: 1300/- - all three together: 20% discount ...

Here's a picture of a public toilet in Houston... Now that you have seen the outside view of the Toilet, Just spend another moment...

I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A

Teacher: "Okay Johnny, there's 3 birds on the fence. I shoot twice and hit two of them. How many birds are left?" Johnny: "None." Teacher:...

How the World Cup 2003 was lost : Super Six : Australia, India, Kenya, Sri Lanka, New Zealand and Zimbabwe Only countries whose name ended with...

Hearing so many people speaking about his intelligence level, George "double you" Bush decided to get his brain checked. The physician

A man driving in his car with his wife and his mother gets stopped for speeding. The officer comes up to the driver's window and asks to see his...

Queen Elizabeth, Clinton Vajpayee died went straight to hell. Queen Elizabeth said "I miss my region England. I want to call England and see...

FATHER;HOW MANY QUESTIONS DID YOU LEAVE IN THE EXAM AND HOW MANY WERE THERE. SON;THERE WERE TEN QUESTIONS AND I LEFT THE FIRST FOUR AND THE LAST...

Once a Sardar Was sitting on a tree.A man paasing by saw him and asked him,"Why are you sitting on tree?" Sardar Replied,"To eat Apple." Man

one day a man goes to the docters, Man: hi docter, i have a problem with my digestive system. dr: whats wrong? man: well when i eat a apple a

There's a new potentially harful virus doing the rounds.. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one.

In a local train, a teenage couple were having a chat... Girl: Sorry dear, I can't come to the movie today. I have a headache. Boy Kisses on

Every day a man enters a bus at the same stop and anounces "The big John never takes tickets". The driver, being skinny, never dared to challenge...

Old Abe, a lifelong penny pincher, is lying on his deathbed. "Is my wife, Dora, here?" he asks, with a tremble in his voice. "I'm here,...

Joan, a rather well proportioned young lady, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of the hotel. She wore a bathing suit

one day, an indian cricket fan wanted to go for a match, india vs australia, but on the same day his wife was having a delivery.So he decided to

Non-smoker: I hate Cigarette Smoker : Me too, that is why I am burning it out

Once in a cricket quiz the host asked, whats the difference between men cricket and women cricket. Sardarji Replied: "There is a short leg...

There were three friends named someone, no-one and crazy. One day, someone started beating up no-one. Crazy called the police, then crazy told

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be boss because I control the whole body's responses

Santa was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Banta, the host, preceded every request to his wife, Preeto, by endearing terms, calling her

Having lost his donkey, Santa got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are

Santa and Banta were discussing how they would like to die. Santa said, "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...

Santa walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of the strongest thing you've got." He takes the shot glass and knocks it back. He...