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A man driving in his car with his wife and his mother gets stopped for speeding. The officer comes up to the driver's window and asks to see his license.
Man: I don't have a driver's license
Wife: Don't listen to him, officer, he's drunk
Mother: I told you, we weren't going to get anywhere in a stolen car!
Then the trunk pops open and a guy comes out asking:
- Have we passed the border yet?
Man: I don't have a driver's license
Wife: Don't listen to him, officer, he's drunk
Mother: I told you, we weren't going to get anywhere in a stolen car!
Then the trunk pops open and a guy comes out asking:
- Have we passed the border yet?