one day, an indian cricket fan wanted to go for a match, india vs australia, but on the same day his wife was having a delivery.So he decided to watch the match and then go and meet his wife. India had won the toss and had decided to bat.Two quick wickets fell and the fan was disappointed.So he took out his mobile and called the hospital.But accidentaly, he called the stadium.He asked,"What's the result (Thinking the man is a doctor)? The man replied,"Two have gone,Nine are left,and the last one was a duck!"