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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

'Doctor, doctor! I feel like a piano.'

'Then I'd better take some notes.'

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

I went to the doctor this morning and told him I felt run down.

'Why do you feel that?' he asked.

'Because,' I replied, 'I've got tyre marks on my legs.'

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Patient: 'Doctor, every time I eat fruit I get this strange urge to give people all my money.'

Doctor: 'Would you like an apple or a banana?'

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

When my mother-in-law went to the doctor and complained that her nose runs and her feet smell, he said: 'I'm not surprised. You were made upside down.'

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

When the doctor came to visit my aunt Claudette my aunt said: 'Doctor, I hope you're going to tell me that I'm very ill.'

The doctor looked at my aunt said: 'But why? Don't you want me to say you're very healthy?'

'No,' replied aunt Claudette. 'I feel absolutely terrible. And I don't want to feel like this if I'm healthy. But I'm sure you can make me better.'

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.

Doctor: Tell me about your problem.

Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!

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Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

The Best Patient

Three surgeons were discussing which types of patients they preferred to operate on. Doctor Waters said, "I prefer librarians. All of their organs are alphabetized."

Doctor Franklin replied, "I prefer mathematicians because all of their organs are numbered."

Lastly, Doctor Zang responded, "I prefer lawyers. They are gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear ends are interchangeable."

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