They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.
When my mother-in-law went to the doctor and complained that her nose runs and her feet smell, he said: 'I'm not surprised. You were made upside down.'
They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.
The Best Patient
Three surgeons were discussing which types of patients they preferred to operate on. Doctor Waters said, "I prefer librarians. All of their organs are alphabetized."
Doctor Franklin replied, "I prefer mathematicians because all of their organs are numbered."
Lastly, Doctor Zang responded, "I prefer lawyers. They are gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear ends are interchangeable."