Jokes - Page 97

Little Johnny and her mother were out and about. Little Johnny, out of the blue, asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?" The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this as you get older.

Little Johnny then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weight?" Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn this too, as you grow up."

Little Johnny still wanting to know about her mother, then fires off another question, "Mommy, Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"

The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now."

The Little Johnny , frustrated, sulks until he is dropped off at a friend's house to play. He consults with his friend about him and her mother's conversation. His friend says, "All you have to do is sneak and look at your mother's driver's license. It's just like a report card from school. It tells you everything."

Later, the Little Johnny and her mother are out and about again. The Little Johnny starts off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are, You're 32 years old."

The mother is very shocked. She asks, "Sweetheart, how do you know that?"

The Little Johnny shrugs and says, "I just know. And I know how much you weight. You weight 130 pounds."

"Where did you learn that?", said the mother again.

The Little Johnny says, "I just know. And I know why you and daddy got a divorce. You got an "F" in sex."

Nethra,kutty payyan vechirukavangalukku warninga'a enna? 😉 😉 😉

World's Shortest Short Story Award

A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were: The short story had to contain the following three things:

1) Religion
2) Sexuality
3) Mystery

Here's the A+ short story in the entire class

"Good GOD, I'm pregnant; I wonder who did it"

In an interview, boss ask graduate to make sentences with : green, pink, yellow, blue, white, purple and black to test her english. She answered " I hear phone green green, thin i go and pink up the phone. I say yellow, blue's that? White did you say? Oh wrong number. Don't purpley disturb people and don't call black ok. Boss fainted.....

🤣 Netra,enga irundhaya pidikreenga!!!! gud one.

Good ones guys.

Kadha, I am ready for girls night out too.

This really happen guys. I met my school mate after 3 years. She has a cute boy age 5 and a girl age 3. She told me something funny about them and i have to mention this here 😃

Her family was praying in temple on vinagar chakurthi few years back. There was one part, when the aiyar stopped saying the mantram and the temple was in total silent. All the sudden, her daughter shout out loud.. "Anna, look at the Anaconda. Why is it here in temple?"... Everyone was curious what the girl was trying to say. Then they all started laughing because she called Nagama as Anacondo 😆

Kids,nowadays are all amazing.i guess we lack behind.

caryn,when r we going?i'm lill excited.Netra think b4 u decide yaar,last time u forgot u'r lill one!!!!!