Jokes - Page 98

Good jokes guys!!!! Very Funny 😆

Good one Neths 😆😆. Kids can be damn funny 😆😆

Aiikss no jokes yet?? ummm netra will be back later with more 😉

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.


Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...


Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.


Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit
the
ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....


Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!


Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.


Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business


Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...



Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!


Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.

super jokes. I love the joke with the kids prove they are top shots.

Lilly is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens
it to see a man standing there.

He asks the lady "Do you have a vagina". Shocked she slams the door in disgust.

The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man andhe asks the same
question of the woman "Do you have a vagina". She slams the door again.

Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for
the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice
"Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again".

The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the door.

The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice "Honey, I'm going to hide behind the
door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because
I want to see where he is going with it".

She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.

Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question.

"Do you have vagina?".

"Yes" she says.

The man replies.. "Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my
wife's alone and start using yours!?"

kads, anytime..... I am ready. Not Tues and Fri. I am a good girl on that day. 😉

Originally posted by: Caryn

kads, anytime..... I am ready. Not Tues and Fri. I am a good girl on that day. 😉

oho is it?then we will go on wednesday.

By the way, Nallu👏👏👏. vani,the husband is 🤢.😈

Make sure you have the right explanation

A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race come about?'

The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so all mankind was made.'

Two days later she asks her father the same question.

The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys, and we developed from them.'

The confused girl returns to her mother and says, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Papa says we developed from monkeys?'

The mother answers, 'Well dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, and your father told you about his.'

Vani 🤣 . sirichu sirichu vayiru valikudhu.