Jokes - Page 95

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over and made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and was yelling and screaming because she was all wet. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said, 'It really works!'

One day a man came home from work earlier than usual and
caught his wife in bed with his best friend. Enraged, thehusband grabbed a gun and shot his friend to death.


His wife said, 'Y'know, if you go on like this, you're goingto lose all your friends.'

1.The judge says, 'Please tell me why you're seeking a divorce.'
DiNapoli says, 'Because I live in a two-story house.'
The Judge says, 'What kind of a reason is that? What the matter with a two-story house?'
DiNapoli says, 'I'll tell you what's the matter. One story is 'I have a headache' and the other story is 'It's that time of the month.''

2.The groom stood in front of the mirror admiring his physique.
'Two inches more and I'd be a king.'
'Yes,' said the bride, 'and two inches less and you'd be a queen.'


3.A farmer's wife was terribly suspicious.

Every evening she subjected her husband to an inspection.

And if she found even a single hair on his coat, she created a terrible scene.

One night, she found nothing. 'So,' she screamed: 'Now it's a bald-headed woman!'

After a long night of making love the young guy rolled over, was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on a desk in the distance.
Naturally, the guy began to worry.
'Is this your husband?' he inquired nervously.
'No, silly,' she replied, snuggling up to him.
'Your boyfriend then?' he asked.
'No, not at all,' she said, nibbling away at his ear.
'Well, who is he then?' demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, 'That's me before the operation.'

👏 👏 nallu,ungalukulla oru karpanai vootre irukku pola.

😆 😆 😆 good ones nallu and vani

Aik...no jokes. Well here goes a few

Girls night out
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you

😃 😃 😃 .i wanna do girls night out,anybody here 2 join me galz!!!! 😉