Jokes - Page 78

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
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GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
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GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
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GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
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GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
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MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
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WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in! one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
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MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
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Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
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Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".
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Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
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Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of
COINCIDENCE?"
Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on
the same day and at the same time."

A teacher asks the students in the class about their aim

Geetha: I want to become a doctor.

Reena: A lecturer

Udhay: An IAS. This goes non.

Finally

Preethi: A good mother.

Arjun: Preethiku nan guarantee.

😉

Chinese Call Centre with American Caller, funny:

Good Wan! (Good One!)

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller : I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator : Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital,then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Ree.

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!

Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ...

Caller: Oh .......God!!!!

Hi guys,

This is a nice thread. Today only i'm visiting it first. Everything "Just for fun.." in this topic.

And also nothing here (any posts)is meant to hurt anyone..

Gr8 work to c u people doing this.. Naanum try panitu iruken..

Keep going..

Good one Suram, Jas & arjun.

I loved the rabbit joke 😆

jas☺️ 😆

arjun nice try 😆

Before one of the regular formal dinners at university hostel, the chaplain attempted to lead the hall in saying grace: "Bless this food to our use and ourselves to thy service for Christ's sake."

Unfortunately, the microphone wasn't very reliable and all that the assembled throng heard was, "…service, for Christ's sake." At which point the waitresses came racing out of the kitchen, red-faced and laden with plates.

babysitter asked three-year-old Katrina, if she had any pets at home.

"No," Katrina replied. She thought for a minute, then said, "But I have a fish in the freezer!"

After attending his first wedding, three-year-old , Ian, and his family stopped by to have dinner with grandparents. Grandmom commented on how great everyone looked all dressed up.

"Daddy and I went shopping," Ian said, "and we bought me some new shoes, a new belt and a leash!" as he held up his tie.

Good ones Arjun and Nallu 😆 😆