Jokes - Page 109

Kyle's Dad brought home a robot one day. The robot had the ability to detect lies and would slap the person who lied. Kyle returned late from school.   ;   ;

Dad asked, Son why are you late from school? Dad, we had extra classes today , the robot slapped Kyle on his face.

Dad shouted, "come on tell me the truth, why are you late?"

"Dad, I went to see the movie Ten Commandments , "   ;

Kyle got another slap from the robot." Sorry dad, I went to see the movie " Red Hot Queen".

"Shame on you son, when I was your age, I never watched obscene movies or misbehaved",........ immediately, he gets a hot slap on the face from the robot.

Kyle's mom comes walking out of the kitchen and says to her husband… "After all, he's your son!"

the robot steps up and slapped Kyle's mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jas, my ... that funny lol 😆 😆 especially the mother getting the slap 😆 😆 Well my next one is not funny joke. But its something fun and i would like to share with all of you😉

When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.

When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.

When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.

When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.

When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.

Gr8 ones Netra, especially the last one 😆 😆 , mmmm... husbands 😕 😃

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