Jokes - Page 108

good one Netra 😃 , adhu newspapera irukkaadhu, must be the dialogue -bundles of our never ending serials 😉

good ones suram, giri and netra

The Magician and the Parrot

There was magician on a cruise ship, and he was really good.

He was performing the highlight of his show when a parrot walked onstage and squawked, ''It's in his sleeve!''

The magician chased the bird away.

The next day the magician was performing his highlight again (in front of a smaller audience) when the parrot walked onstage and declared, ''It's in his pocket!''

The next day, as he was performing the highlight, he saw the parrot in the crowd. But before the parrot could ruin the magic trick, the boat crashed into a rock and sank.

The magician was lucky enough to find a board to hang on to. On the other end of the board was the parrot.

They stared at each other for three full days, neither of them saying anything, when suddenly the parrot said, ''I give up, what'd you do with the ship?''

😆 😆 giri, this is soooo funny gal 😆

A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students. As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to introduce themselves with name and hobby.

She said, Lets start with the boys first.Boys start giving their intro...

First boy: My name is John, and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub.

Teacher was confused to listen but said, Interesting. Well, Ok. Infact, we must be honest in telling the hobby. And after all there is essentially a child in each of us. So its ok John. Yes next.

Second boy: Myself Peter and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub.Teacher now got surprised and said, Good. I like the spirit of supporting a friend. Ok next.

Third boy: Im Smith and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub.

Teacher: Guys are you joking or what? Please be sincere. Ok next.

This continues... and the last boy stands up Im Harry and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub.

Exhausted, the teacher said, I dont think I will be able to teach un-grown boys for long. Anyway, now the girls please.

First girl: Im Julie and my hobby is to see birds. Teacher: Good. At last I got something different. Ok next.

Second girl: Im Ruby and I like to collect perfumes.
Teacher Now its like educated grown up girls. Ok next.
You sweet girl; Yes you...

Most beautiful girl of the class: Maam, my name is BUBBLE, and my hobby is to take bath three times a day.

Satanic Starbucks

A man died and went to straight down to hell. The devil greeted him and gave him a guided tour of the place. He told the man that there were three rooms he could chose from in which to spend eternity.

The first room was full of flames so hot the man couldn''t even breathe. He told the devil that there was no way he was choosing that room. So they moved on.

The next room they came to was full of people who were being beaten and tortured. It looked so painful the man could not watch. He told the devil he definitely didn't want that room, and they moved on.

The last room they came to was full of people who were just sitting around drinking coffee and relaxing. The man looked for a while and then told the devil this room would be all right.

The devil gestured for him to sit down and the man took a seat. He did, sipped his coffee and felt really pleased with his choice. After a few minutes, a voice came over the loudspeaker and said, "Break time is over! Time for another 10,000 push-ups!"

😆 😆 Thanks vani and giri for the jokes 😃

Keralite's wife comes naked in front of guests to serve food Husband : Aiyoh! what the hell are you doing?
Wife : To prove to you i can read English & following exactly what the receipe says"SERVE HOT WITHOUT DRESSING"
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Mrs Rao : Last night 3 men came ,raped me & ran away
Mr Rao : Why didn't you try to stop them?
Mrs Rao : I tried my best but they said they were too tired to go on & will come back some other time!
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3 Chennai college girls during break
1st : I saw condoms in the lecturer's drawer
2nd :I saw too & punctured them
3rd: Shit! Why didn't you say so earlier

Sexy actress Ileana to tailor : I want 3 dresses made from this handkerchief
Tailor : What shall i do with the remaining cloth?
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Vivek : I want to commit suicide
Vadivelu : Why?
Vivek : My wife ran away with my best friend & i can't live without him
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A crow shits on Veerapan sitting under a tree
Veera: Dey! Didn't your mother teach you to wear underwear?
Crow : Yannadah dey! Did your mother teach you to shit in your undies?

😆 😆 👏 funny vani 😃

There were three very fat and very unfit sumo wretlers on an island, and they all wanted to get off.
So the first really stupid sumo swam half way got tired and came back.
Then the second sumo who was resonably dumb swam half way got tired and came back.
Then the third sumo who was smarter than the other two walked across the bridge!