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@_Manpreet_

Inactive

+ 5

Posted: 15 years ago

#101

Thanks da Eclat........

But you still didnt' tell me what you do.....

Yes I'm in charge of Gas 🤣🤣🤣🤣.... ok mommy's so dont eat too much ok 🤣

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sandhya.

@sandhya.

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+ 2

Posted: 15 years ago

#102

haha that was funny
Thanks eclat

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sweetmarigold

@honeydaisy

Voyager

Posted: 15 years ago

#103

oh god..after a long time i had a good laugh. please dont show to any students and teacher.. they might belived it.

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sweetmarigold

@honeydaisy

Voyager

Posted: 15 years ago

#104

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a
meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp.They
rub the lamp and a ghost appears.

The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are
three, I will allow one wish each"

So the eager senior manager shouted, "I want the first wish. I want to
be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries." Pfufffff, and he
was gone.

Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be
In Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails." Pfufffff,
and he
Was also gone.

The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office after
lunch at 12.35pm."

*MORAL OF THE STORY IS: " ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSSES TO SPEAK FIRST"*

LESSON 2

Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important
document,and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young executive.

He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start
button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside
the shredder machine. "I just need one copy."

*LESSON II - NEVER, NEVER ASSUME THAT YOUR BOSS KNOWS EVERYTHING.*

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@raaspach

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 14 years ago

#105

who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?

sita with ravan

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Full form of MATHS????

Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students…

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girivanam

@girivanam

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#106

computer commands in chennai sundara tamil

Save - vacchikka

Save as - aiye, appadiye vacchikka

Save as - allaathiyum vacchikka

open - thora naina

zoom - persa kaattu

paste - ottu

paste special - nalla eccha thottu otta

find - thedu

find again - innoru thaba thedu

replace - ittha thookki appala podu, atthai thooki ippadikka podu

do you want to delete the selected item? - meiyaalume thookidava?

access denied - kai veccha, keesiduven

😃

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eclat

@eclat

Inactive

Posted: 14 years ago

#107

Giri - ...Chennai senthamizh meiyaalumE isthukkudhula...

Edited by eclat - 14 years ago

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girivanam

@girivanam

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#108

ah haan eclat, chennai tamilu meiyalume isthukinu isthukinu, vaaiye konaiya poodicchu 😆

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@_Manpreet_

Inactive

+ 5

Posted: 14 years ago

#109

Kalakareenga Giri Akka 👏👏👏 Inimel everytime i use those commands, guess what will come to my mind? only those buutiful chennai sundara thamzih thaan 🤣 🤣

Naan Ivlo kaalam Wronga aana Kanipori Kalaichol Athigari ai use panitean... they only taught me wrongu wrongaa wrods, for eg:

Save - Semi (ennathai semikka? Kasa panama?)

Delete - Neeku (enna kuppai thotiyava?)