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girivanam

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Posted: 14 years ago

A man prays to God, "Dear God, I should always have lots of money in my bag, travel everywhere in a big vehicle and be surrounded by girls.

God grants him his wish.

The man becomes a 'Ladies Special ' bus conductor 😆

Courtesy - sms

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kb0000

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Posted: 14 years ago

Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest

and please so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you.!!

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kb0000

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Posted: 14 years ago

Santa:wat is d opposite of achaar?

Banta:i dont know.

Santa:Onion.Banta:how?

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Santa:achaar=pickle=peekal=pee kal opposite of pee kal=pee aaj pee aaj=peeaaj=pyaj=onion

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tvmylove

@tvmylove

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Posted: 14 years ago

thanks every one after sooo long time i laughed...😛

thanks ones again 🤗

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Amit

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Posted: 14 years ago

lol😆

Edited by Amit_Mehra - 14 years ago

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kb0000

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Posted: 14 years ago

21st century's child...

Son was crying so his dad came and asked ' Y r u crying?? Beta...bol do... I m ur frnd naaa...'

Son Said ' Kuchh nahi yaar...'Horlics' thoda jyada mang liye...To teri 'ITEM' ne Kaaan k niche Baja Dala...'

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