This OS is dedicated to Shreya for the challenging dare she put up for me. I have never ever tried something like this so hope you like it and @Shreya, hope I lived up to what you had expected.
I am terrible with comedies so sorry in advance!
Maar Dala Allah!
It has been three years since Taani has been married to Rey but nowadays her marriage felt dry and uneventful. Taani would come home from her work around 6 pm and Rey would return from the Dance Academy after 10 pm or sometimes even later.
For the past year there hasn't been a single day that the two had gotten together to spend some time alone. Taani had had enough. She wanted to go and she wanted to go out and enjoy.
"Yeh kya roz roz ka laga rakha hai," she muttered angrily while searching her closet for a dress to wear, "ek din apne friends ke saath bahar nahi gaye toh kya tsunami aajayega kya...biwi toh bas naam ki hoon...hmph!"
She kept on murmuring things out loud thanks to Rey who had rejected her invitation to go out because he had already made plans to meet up with his friends.
Taani grabbed a hot and chic black dress that flaunted her curves and emphasized her hourglass figure. She paired it up with black pumps to give her bum a boost and then wore silver earrings and bracelet as accessories.
She then grabbed her clutch and walked out the door.
"Burning Flames" was the most happening club in town. The music was top notch, the Dj's were talented, the booze was great and the crowd was fun...what more could she ask for. She let herself get drained into the mass and relax. The adrenaline pumped in her as she shook her body to the rhythm of the music. She might not be a professional like her husband but everyone on the dance floor noticed that the girl had moves.
After sweating and dancing for a good hour she approached the bar to get a few drinks. This wasn't college where she would normally opt for a Mocktail, instead she asked for a Vodka Mojito (Vodka with infused mint leaves). Taani observed her surrounding while silently sipping her drink when she saw her husband coming in with his friends. She glared at him but he didn't notice her.
He went on the second floor and sat down with his group of friends; Vicky, Bharat, Nilesh, Amar and Swayam. (Swayam isn't her brother here)
Rey still looked dashing in his black shirt that was half way buttoned and casual jeans. Taani admired the way he laughed and joked around with his friends. Seeing him like that made her smile too; that's just how love works.
But suddenly a girl wearing skimpy shorts and a halter top approached Rey. It seemed as if she wanted to dance with him; he gladly agreed.
As the two got down Taani stared at them with anger. He had time for that s**t but not her? He is getting an earful when he gets home!
To say she was angry was an understatement because the next minute she asked for tequila shots.
"Accha hai Rey enjoy kar raha hai," Swayam said while he happily look at Rey grooving to the beats of the music.
"Taani ko 'naa' kaha dinner ke liye toh guilty feel kar raha tha," Nil stated.
After saying no to Taani due to his prior commitments Rey had felt guilty for not giving her enough time and had been quite sad.
"Aur nahi toh...kabka Devdas banke ghoom raha tha," Bharat added.
All three nodded and continued to conversing.
"OH SHIT GUYS TAANI!" Vicky exclaimed as he saw Taani observing Rey and the random girl...what was her name...yes...Pari.
"Abe yeh yahan kya kar rahi hai?!" Bharat asked as he got off his seat to see if the girl was really Taani.
Amar slapped his forehead and muttered, "Ley (Rey) ki toh aaj vaat lagne wali hai."
"Ghar jaake pitega woh..."Vicky said grinning.
"Just imagine guys...Rey humara Devdas aur uski Chandramukhi Taani..."
As soon as Nilesh finished the line the five boys sat down and imagined together the scene that would happen once Rey confronted Taani.
Imagination:
The setting is placed in a lavish prostitute house where there are mats for clients to sit placed in a square while the space is between is left for dancers.
"Paro...oh Paro...tum mujhe chodke toh nahi jawogi na Paro?"
We see a man dressed in an elegant kurta pyjama with a shawl draped on his shoulders and a rose in his hand proposing to a girl. That was our Rey...whoops...Devdas.
"Nahi mere pyaare Das...kabhi nahi!" She blushed dramatically and hid herself in his chest.
"NAAAHHHIII!!!!!!"
A girl in the background broke down. The green colored heavy anarkali suit she wore and the ghoongro on her legs made noise as she collapsed to the ground in distress.
"Vicky Babu...," we see Vicky sitting there holding a bottle of alcohol in one hand and a girl on his lap. "Dekha apne...apke dost ko toh mere pyaar ki parwa hi nahi...mein toh bas naam ki aashiq hoon." She sobbed though no tears came out.
"Bas! Yeh Taani...ma...matlab Chandramukhi ab nahi sahegi!" She walked up to Vicky and grabbed the bottle of alcohol. She downed it and looked smashed the bottle on the ground.
She walked up to the center of the place and started dancing.
"Ooh la la...
Ooh la la...
Ooh la la...
Ooh la la...
Tu hai meri fantasy..
Choo na na
Choo na na
Choo na na
Choo na na
Ab main jawan ho gayi.."
Out of imagination:
"Abe ghadhe!" Nilesh slapped Vicky, "Yeh teri Ekta Kapoor ki serial nahi chal rahi...yeh Bhansali ki picture chal rahi hai...song change kar!"
"Are kar raha hu na...Taani itni hot lag rahi thi aise tawaif jaisi ke mujhe kuch soojh nahi raha tha."
She walked up to the center of the place and started dancing dramatically.
"Yeh Kiski Hai Aahat Yeh Kiska Hai Saaya
Huvi Dil Mein Dastak Yahan Kaun Aaya
Hum Par Yeh Kisne Hara Rang Dala
Oh Hum Par Yeh Kisne Hara Rang Dala
Khushi Ne Hamari Hame Maar Dala
Swayam praises Taani, "Kya baat Chandramukhi...kya baat!"
"Abe chup karna! Song disturb kar raha hai!" Vicky yelled
Maar Dala Maar Dala Maar Dala
Hum Par Yeh Kisne Hara Rang Dala
Khushi Ne Hamari Hame Maar Dala
Hame Maar Dala Hame Maar Dala Hame Maar Dala
Allah Maar Dala Allah Maar Dala Allah
Taani heavily puts her hand on her head while singing the above like the world's burden was on her. She takes a knife and puts it near her chest.
"Aree! Yeh kya kal rali (kar rahi) hai! Mal (Mar) jayegi!" Amar exclaimed as she saw Taani take the knife and holding it near her chest.
"Nahi Chandramukhi! Mein aa raha hoon tujhe bacha ne!" Nilesh jumped from the mat and dashed towards Taani...aka his Chandramukhi but was stopped by Swayam.
"Are ruk! Woh nakli hai!"
"Hein?"
"Hein."
Na Chand Hatheli Par Sajaya
Na Taaron Se Koyi Bhi Rishta Banaya
Na Rab Se Bhi Koyi Shikayat Ki
Na Rab Se Bhi Koyi Shikayat Ki
Har Gham Ko Humne Chupaya
Har Sitam Ko Haske Uthaya
Taani danced while laying on the ground and drinking from the bottle trying to take away her 'pain'.
Kaanto Ko Bhi Gale Se Lagaya
Aur Phoolon Se Zakhm Khaya
Haan Magar Dua Mein Jab Yeh Haath Uthaya
Haan Magar Dua Mein Jab Yeh Haath Uthaya
Khuda Se Dua Mein Tumhe Maang Dala
Maang Dala Allah Maang Dala Allah Maang Dala
Hum Par Yeh Kisne Hara Rang Dala
Khushi Ne Hamari Hame Maar Dala
Hame Maar Dala Hame Maar Dala Hame Maar Dala
Allah Maar Dala Allah Maar Dala Allah
Maar Dala Maar Dala Maar Dala Maar Dala
Yeh Kiski Hai Aahat Yeh Kiska Hai Saaya
Huvi Dil Mein Dastak Yahan Kaun Aaya"
She rotated in circles as she finished off her dance. Her duppata had fallen somewhere and all the boys were sitting there lusting at her while she collapsed to the ground.
"Haaiii...meri Taani kitni acchi lag rahi hai na...so cute...so hot..."Nilesh said dreamily.
Just then Taani approached them and Nilesh blushed badly as he saw her standing there with her top chest uncovered without her duppata.
"Chandramukhiji...apna bohot hi beautiful ho ji!" He said while Taani let out a big sigh, "Aap bhi bohot hi cute ho Nil babu!"
"Mein toh roz aapko hi dekhne aavunga,"Vicky said.
"Sach Vicky babu?" Her eyes sparkled at the statement.
"NAHI! Mere babu ko koi nahi leja sakta!"
Suddenly Neha appeared in front of them. "Babu sirf mera hai!"
Out of imagination:
"Abe yaar...yeh tujhe yahan bhi nahi chodegi kya!?" Bharat exclaimed annoyed.
"Kya yaar...accha khasa mein Taani ko dekh raha tha aur teri chipkali aagayi." Nilesh looked disappointed.
"Abetum dono ke chakkar mein hum Rey ko toh bhool hi gaye," Swayam said noticing that their imagination had barely any Rey in it.
"Oh shit!"
Imagination:
"Chandramukhi," Rey appeared once again as Neha dragged Vicky away and the boys followed to help him out.
"Mera naam mat lejiye aap!" She lashed out at him angrily. How could he come back after going with another woman.
"Chandramukhi mein toh bas thoda time pass kar raha tha...roz roz ek hi cheez se tang aagaya hoon. Thodi toh variety chahiye na life mein, like Ranbir says ke kabhi kabhi hakka noodles aur keema pau bhi try karna chahiye," he winks at her while saying this.
"Mein appko koi gali ka dhabba lagti hoon? Keema pau aur hakka noodles khana hai toh wahan jaiye...mere paas aane ki koi zaroorat nahi!" She pushed him away and grabbed a drunk by the collar and dragged him to a room.
Out of imagination:
"Taani! Taani!"
The guys heard the voice and looked at Rey who was calling out to Taani in frustration as she left the club.
"Lo beta...aaj toh hogaya Devdas ka...na hi Paro mili na hi Chandramukhi," Bharat commented.
"Nahi...mujhe lagta hai abhi picture baaki hai...aise thodi Devdas jaane dega apni Chandramukhi ko," Swayam said as Rey ran after Taani.
"Taani listen...meri baat toh suno," Rey ran after her as she entered the back of the club. It was night time and there was no one around. He sped up and pinned her to the wall.
"Taani...calm down." He spoke softly to which she stopped struggling and stared back into his eyes. Even after three years of marriage she wasn't able to resist his eyes.
She knew that his intentions weren't wrong, her heart was aware that he didn't mean to hurt her but it had been long since they had a fight and for some reason she just wanted to fight. She wanted him to sweetly manao her with his antics, she wanted his attention after a long time.
"Chodiye mujhe Rey aur jaiye uss...usss...Parvati ke paas," she yelled.
"Pari," he corrected her knowing well that she was just acting to be angry.
"Joh bhi ho! Parvati...Paro...Pari..whatever!" This was fun...just yelling. But she did feel jealous when he had his arms around her and was enjoying on the dance floor.
"Par mujhe uss Paro ke paas nahi jaana...mujhe toh apni Chandramukhi chahiye." He said and a smile crept to his face. He got closer to her and he could see that Taani had closed her eyes in pleasure and was giving in to him.
He took that time to claim her lips with his. It felt so good to have her warm lips fit into his...he realized just how much he had missed her and how distant they had been in the past year. He slowly nibbled on her bottom lip and asked for her to open up. Like she had read his mind, she opened up and played with his hair.
For the first time in a year she felt content and happy. She had a lot to drink tonight but nothing compared to the intoxication that she felt when around him. The kiss deepened and turned from being soft to intense and passionate. The two let go off each other to get some air and placed their foreheads together.
"I missed you," Taani said while huffing.He nodded and kissed her forehead.
"I love you," Rey whispered before pulling her in for another make out session.
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