nafrat#2 - Page 9

agle din subhe

n-dadi aap ke chai

dadi-beta tujhse raj ke baat hue

n-jee dadi kal raat ko raj ka phone aaya tha woh thik ha

udhay aur karthik neeche aata ha

udhay-bhabhi bhook laage ha jaldi se nasta dijiye

n-ha ha main nasta laate hu

karthik-udhay tjhe kya hamesha bhook he laagte ha

udha-woh kya ha na bhaiya jab bhi main bohot khush hota hu toh mujhe bhook laagte ha

karthik-accha kon se baat pe aaj tu itna khush ha

udha-bhaiya mainne kal raat party main khushi mam ko kiss kiya ha

karthik-kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa tune khushi mam ko kiss kia

udhay-ha aur badle main unhone bhi mujhe kiss kia

karthik-kya oh god mujhe toh biswas he nahin ho raha khushi mam ne tujhe kiss kiya

dhay-ha aapne beautiful sandel se

karthik-kya khushi mam ne tjhe aapne sandel hohoooooooooooo udhay tu bhi na

dadi aur karthikk dono zor zor se hasne laagte ha

karthik-bhabhi jaldi aaye

n-ha ha aate hu

n nasta leeke aate ha

n-sorry thore dar ho gaaye nasta laane main

karthik-bhabhi aap zara udhay ke kiss kahani sunei

n-kya kiss kahani

kartjik-ha bhabhi kal humare college main rose day party the us party main udha ne humare college ke sab se strict teacher khushi mam ko kiss kiya aur badle main khushi mam ne udha ko kiss kiya par aapne sandel se

n-kya sandel oh god udhay

n bhi hasne laagte ha

door rings

dadi-laxmi dekh kon aaya ha

laxmi jaake door kholte ha

laxmi-are bare sahab malkin sonia memsahab aaye aaye

dadi-are amar madhri sonia tum log

amar -ma kaise ha aap

dadi-main thik hu par tum log aaj bina koi khabar

amar-maa woh kal sonia ka fasion show khatam huya isliye hum aaj chale aae aur waise bhi ma aapna desh aapna hota ha

dadi-ha bilkul sahi kaha tune

karthik aur udha jaake amar ko hug karte ha

karthik-dad we missed u both

amar-beta tm dono ke parai kaise chal rahe ha

karthik-great dad

madhuri-n beta kaise ha tu

n-mama main bilkul thik hu

dadi-aacha amar bah tum log jaake haath muh dho lo

amar-ha ma

amar madhri sonia aapne aapne room main jaate ha

n sab ke liye mann pasand nasta banate ha

n-dad mama aae nasta kar lijiye

amar-wah beta aaj itne dino bad tumhare haatho ka nasta kha ke jee khush ho gaaya

madhri-n beta raj office chala gaaya

n-nahin mama raj toh delhi gaaye ha

udha-didi aap ko airportbaalo ne check toh kiya ha na

sonia-kun main koi chor hu kya

udhay-nahin didi main toh swine flu check karne ke baat kar raha hu

sonia-udhay just sht up

udha-didi main toh bas

n-udhay tujhe college nahin jaana

udhay-ha bhabhi

udha aur karthik dono college ke liye nikalte ha

n delhi

raj so raha ha

door rings

raj-off yeh sbhe subhe kon aaya ha

raj jaake door kholta ha

bunty-kab se door bell baja raha hu raj aur tu abhie khol raha ha

raj-ha woh main so raha tha

bunty-kya raj subhe ke 10 baaje ha ar t so raha ha sach main tu na kabhie nahin sudrega

raj-aacha aacha ab ander aa

bunty ander aata ha

raj-ha bol baat ke tune aapne sir se

bunty-raj aasa nahin hota sakta koi civilian kabhie kma join nahin kar sakta

raj-off ab kya hoga

bunty-mmm ek raasta ha

raj-kya

bunty-agar tu as a ration suppiier kma join kar sakta ha

raj-kya tera matlab ha ke main kma main dal sabzi leeke jaayuga

bnty-are nahin t kma main monthly ration supply karega isse tu aasane kma jaa bhi sakta ha aur alekh ke baare main pata laaga sakta ha

raj-hmm par mujhe is ke liye kya karna hoga

bunty-tujhe bas head office main ek letter likha hoga ke tujhe kma main ration supply karne ha permission dia jaaye

raj-aacha bunty tu baith main taiyar hoke aata hu

Too good!!!!Awesome!!!!!!

Udhay bahut khush hai kyunki kal raat party mein usne Khushi ma'am ko kiss kiya!!!!!😛 😛 😛 😛 😊 😊 😊 😊

Badle mein Khushi ma'am ne usse kiss kiya apne beautiful sandel se!!!!!😛 😛 😛 😛 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

Everyone laughed on hearing this!!!!!😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Amar, Madhuri and Sonia come back home!!!!!!!😊 😊 😊 😊

Yeh Sonia ko aane ki kya zaroorat thi??😒 😒 😒 😒 😒She is just trouble!!!!!😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡

Udhay ne Sonia ko puccha ke airport waalo ne usse check toh kiya hai naa!!!!😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Jab Bunty aaya Raj soh raha tha!!!!😛 😛 😛 😛 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆Raj 10 baje tak sota hai!!!!!😊 😊 😊 😊

Just as I thought ke KMA koi civilian join nahi kar sakta!!!!!!😔 😔 😔 😔

Raj managed to convince them aur ab woh KMA ration supplier banke jaa raha hai!!!!!!😊 😊 😊 😊 👍🏼 👍🏼 👍🏼 👍🏼

Ab apne saale ke baare mein pata lagane ke liye ab usse sabzi bechni padegi!!!!!!😛 😛 😛 😛 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

Finally Raj ne KMA jaane ka raasta bana hi liya!!!!!!😊 😊 😊 😊 👏 👏 👏 👏

n mumbai