Match .... err Date Fixing wale Fun-pints - Page 5

Originally posted by: paru_rox

Imagine Raman doing the towel dance ... Ishita might finally decide to do something drastic to get her hubby's "misdirected" hormones in control 😆

Originally posted by: Colt.Pixy

the way he is playing i swear once i felt he ll seduce her 😆😆 I mean he ll make her desires aware 😛

Originally posted by: paru_rox

As usual kostins were invented by a dear friend. Present them with a lot of other points ... err pints:


Random Fun-pints:

Media - Who cares about reporting news, we rush to the guy oozing hotness at the red carpet.

Finally, truth in reporting. How could you resist?

Mihir - Lemme hide before Bhai has my hide for being lied.

Wah, kya shairi hai. Here's one from me: Hey Mihir, Be a Man, Grow some...na, doesn't rhyme, ok, never mind.

RKB - Two idiots on the stage and now my wife is here too. God save the entrepreneur world.

I cannot criticise any imagined rambling of RKB, but pray explain mere dil ki dhadkan, just what do you entrepreneur in?

Inspector - We are within 20 feet radius of the Great RKB. I automatically spew a one liner.

Ba ha ha. That was a classic. Everyone within RKBs orbit spews one liners. BTW have you seen KPs tweet to Vodafone. Classic one liner in that. Phone pekh de, kabootar pal le, or something to that effect, interspersed with lots of colourful words my mummy told me never to say.

Just went back and read it, it's 3G bhul jao, Kabootar pal lo. ROFL


Prison Blues:

Sunny "MCP" Kumar - You are an aurat *pfft*
Women constable - Yeah well you ain't one. So a blow between legs would hurt more. Just saying.

Yay, good one WPC - maar Saale MPC ko


Sharing is Caring:

Puttar - Can't wait to see you in this robe *hint hint*
Biwi - I don't take hints that well.
Puttar - Why don't I give you a demo.
Biwi - Oooh I like this ... Can you take it off?
Puttar - Finally ... any special plans?
Biwi - Just lemme get my camera & laptop.
Puttar - Never knew you were this kinky sweetheart. What do you plan to do?
Biwi - Post the pics on India-forums f'course ... would be the fastest 500+ likes I get.

Ba haha , yes, we are sitting here droooling par hai aisi taqdeer nahi.


One black kettle to another:

Pervy - I am black but you are blacker.
Ashok- You are mellowing dude. Been some time since you harassed a woman. Man up will ya?


Ashokwa calls Mrs. Ckoal's hubby Mr.Ckoal to the rescue of his moronic brother. YHM world is really small, isn't it?

Lawyers ki kami hai kya India mein? Shall I send some of my esteemed colleagues over from the Antipoedes? And BTW Neil is cute, but he is not a good lawyer. He breaches client confidentiality, calls his opposing counsel his client ( mere muwakil or something as opposed to mere kabil dost), and his lawyer clothes appear to have been borrowed from a eighties Jeetu movie ( White pants - ice cream khaogi, aha!!!) Apologies for that, that's my lawyer rant.


First his interest in how to sew a button and now the feminine bathrobe ... Is it just me or Puttar getting in touch with his girly side bit too often? Kinda worrying no 😛

Nahi yaar, Puttar is metrosexual, and that's hot. Puttar ka puttar pura mard hai !!!!!

Kostin of the Day : Ashokwa pray tell us why is your window's curtain draped around your neck? Has Shagun stolen your tie and designed a blouse out of it 😆

I actually wrote about a ruby coloured cravat in my FF last night, BEFORE the epi. Spooky, no?

Kostin and answer of the day -

Me - So we start from "Ruhi ke liye" and 6 months later come back to "Ruhi ke liye". Are we back to square one?
CV's - Nopes, this is a circle *snicker*

Hum ko romance chahiye. Life mein toh hai nahi, TV par toh de doh yaar.


PS -- Sorry guys, work's been really busy. Received a lot of PM's ... posting kos-pints in a tired haze. Watched the episode while working so pleej to ignore blooperwa's if any

Nahi yaar

Originally posted by: paru_rox

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Imagine Raman doing the towel dance ... Ishita might finally decide to do something drastic to get her hubby's "misdirected" hormones in control 😆</font>

Originally posted by: paru_rox

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Lol, he also took back his bathrobe yaar. That says a lot too na ... sew your blouse wifey, can't wait to gawk 😆

Waise loved the way MCP kumar panicked yesterday & screamed Ashok...Ashok ... looked like a sequence from 80's movie where the heroine is being kidnapped by villains & she calls for help 🤣
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Originally posted by: btalwar

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Me too Oishi .. which one to replace in Piya Piya ... Rani or Preity 🤣🤣??

Thats it. If I read anymore comments, my office life will permanently end ... I cannot laugh anymore</font>

Originally posted by: btalwar

Originally posted by: rajpreeto

Missed ur kospints ...awesome as always

Originally posted by: Oishi_sonu

Like pull the towel from him.or something? 😈 🤣
And take pictures. That wud surely break the post. 😆