Match .... err Date Fixing wale Fun-pints - Page 3

Originally posted by: paru_rox

As usual kostins were invented by a dear friend. Present them with a lot of other points ... err pints:

Parul ... I swear girl, I pledge to stop reading your posts while in my car... otherwise, I will surely meet with an accident.

Not to mention, the wierd looks you are bound to get when you are laughing like a manic looking at the traffic light ... the driver next to me wud have pakka thought ... crazy woman ... isse door rehke chalao.

Random Fun-pints:

Media - Who cares about reporting news, we rush to the guy oozing hotness at the red carpet.
Mihir - Lemme hide before Bhai has my hide for being lied.
RKB - Two idiots on the stage and now my wife is here too. God save the entrepreneur world.
Inspector - We are within 20 feet radius of the Great RKB. I automatically spew a one liner.

@BOLD: I was like 😲 .. Inspector aur one liner ... 🤣

Prison Blues:

Sunny "MCP" Kumar - You are an aurat *pfft*
Women constable - Yeah well you ain't one. So a blow between legs would hurt more. Just saying.

@BOLD: 🤣🤣


Sharing is Caring:

Puttar - Can't wait to see you in this robe *hint hint*
Biwi - I don't take hints that well.
Puttar - Why don't I give you a demo.
Biwi - Oooh I like this ... Can you take it off?
Puttar - Finally ... any special plans?
Biwi - Just lemme get my camera & laptop.
Puttar - Never knew you were this kinky sweetheart. What do you plan to do?
Biwi - Post the pics on India-forums f'course ... would be the fastest 500+ likes I get.


@BOLD: 🤣🤣 ... site pakka crash ho jayegi ...

One black kettle to another:

Pervy - I am black but you are blacker.
Ashok- You are mellowing dude. Been some time since you harassed a woman. Man up will ya?


Ashokwa calls Mrs. Ckoal's hubby Mr.Ckoal to the rescue of his moronic brother. YHM world is really small, isn't it?


@BOLD: I also wondered the same ... kitna bhaichara hai dushmano me ... even lawyers bhi same khandaan se hire karte hai.

First his interest in how to sew a button and now the feminine bathrobe ... Is it just me or Puttar getting in touch with his girly side bit too often? Kinda worrying no 😛


Kostin of the Day : Ashokwa pray tell us why is your window's curtain draped around your neck? Has Shagun stolen your tie and designed a blouse out of it 😆

@BOLD: LOL. I highlighted the same point in LU yesterday. You know, Shagun kati hui T-Shirt and Ashokwa window curtain ... kya kata pita khaandaan hai ... ooops, I forgot, she is still his muh boli girlfriend.


Kostin and answer of the day -

Me - So we start from "Ruhi ke liye" and 6 months later come back to "Ruhi ke liye". Are we back to square one?
CV's - Nopes, this is a circle *snicker*

.. I hated this part ... Grrr ... someone pleeez give them thodi si akkkalll ...


PS -- Sorry guys, work's been really busy. Received a lot of PM's ... posting kos-pints in a tired haze. Watched the episode while working so pleej to ignore blooperwa's if any

Originally posted by: always_a_TV_fan

Res

*** EDITED

I am a fan of your writing... like i said in the last post of yours... its takes a certain amount of intelligence to write like this... this is such a witty post 👏 i enjoyed each line equally...

i got something for you 😃

***

"It's sarcasm, Josh."

"Sarcasm?"

"It's from the Greek, sarkasmos. To bite the lips. It means that you aren't really saying what you mean, but people will get your point. I invented it, Bartholomew named it."

"Well, if the village idiot named it, I'm sure it's a good thing."

"There you go, you got it."

"Got what?"

"Sarcasm."

"No, I meant it."

"Sure you did."

"Is that sarcasm?"

"Irony, I think."

"What's the difference?"

"I haven't the slightest idea."

"So you're being ironic now, right?"

"No, I really don't know."

"Maybe you should ask the idiot."

"Now you've got it."

"What?"

"Sarcasm."

-- Christopher Moore

Originally posted by: -MariaMars-

Biwi - Post the pics on India-forums f'course ... would be the fastest 500+ likes I get.


^ So true. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and all the fan girls will go THUD on those pics ☺️🤣

Fab post again Paru... Loved the Kostin and answer of the day... At the end of the day we are also watching the show "Sirf Ruhi Ke Liye" 😉😆😆

Originally posted by: Colt.Pixy

yeah he offered her balance scale 🤣 whoa he called befaltu ki energy would burn bulb without fuse 🤣 you see he called her hottt 🤣

Originally posted by: Oishi_sonu

Stop Paru. You are giving me weird images. 🤣