Match .... err Date Fixing wale Fun-pints

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Posted: 11 years ago
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As usual kostins were invented by a dear friend. Present them with a lot of other points ... err pints:


Random Fun-pints:

Media - Who cares about reporting news, we rush to the guy oozing hotness at the red carpet.
Mihir - Lemme hide before Bhai has my hide for being lied.
RKB - Two idiots on the stage and now my wife is here too. God save the entrepreneur world.
Inspector - We are within 20 feet radius of the Great RKB. I automatically spew a one liner.


Prison Blues:

Sunny "MCP" Kumar - You are an aurat *pfft*
Women constable - Yeah well you ain't one. So a blow between legs would hurt more. Just saying.


Sharing is Caring:

Puttar - Can't wait to see you in this robe *hint hint*
Biwi - I don't take hints that well.
Puttar - Why don't I give you a demo.
Biwi - Oooh I like this ... Can you take it off?
Puttar - Finally ... any special plans?
Biwi - Just lemme get my camera & laptop.
Puttar - Never knew you were this kinky sweetheart. What do you plan to do?
Biwi - Post the pics on India-forums f'course ... would be the fastest 500+ likes I get.


One black kettle to another:

Pervy - I am black but you are blacker.
Ashok- You are mellowing dude. Been some time since you harassed a woman. Man up will ya?


Ashokwa calls Mrs. Ckoal's hubby Mr.Ckoal to the rescue of his moronic brother. YHM world is really small, isn't it?


First his interest in how to sew a button and now the feminine bathrobe ... Is it just me or Puttar getting in touch with his girly side bit too often? Kinda worrying no 😛


Kostin of the Day
: Ashokwa pray tell us why is your window's curtain draped around your neck? Has Shagun stolen your tie and designed a blouse out of it 😆


Kostin and answer of the day
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Me - So we start from "Ruhi ke liye" and 6 months later come back to "Ruhi ke liye". Are we back to square one?
CV's - Nopes, this is a circle *snicker*



PS -- Sorry guys, work's been really busy. Received a lot of PM's ... posting kos-pints in a tired haze. Watched the episode while working so pleej to ignore blooperwa's if any
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alwaysaTVFan thumbnail
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Posted: 11 years ago
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I am a fan of your writing... like i said in the last post of yours... its takes a certain amount of intelligence to write like this... this is such a witty post 👏 i enjoyed each line equally...

i got something for you 😃

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"Sarcasm?"

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"Well, if the village idiot named it, I'm sure it's a good thing."

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"Got what?"

"Sarcasm."

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"I haven't the slightest idea."

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"Maybe you should ask the idiot."

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-- Christopher Moore
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Posted: 11 years ago
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fastest 500+ likes 😆 - pretty sure that post would crash the site 😉
ugh - i don't know what's worse: ashok's business ethics or his "style" sense 🤢
param loves simmi 😵 - future plot point?

loved the post as always
Edited by rutu83 - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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you are damn hilarious!! here i m trying very hard not to giggle and disturb my own own ravan kumar!!
PS: i read all ur kospints and they r always damn entertaining...keep them coming..amazing sense of humor u got!!!! 👏
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Posted: 11 years ago
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🤣 oh my god i have no words
it was Epic hilarious dear what u wrote 😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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🤣
Sharing is caring 🤣
500+ likes...🤣 I wonder what's Ishu's username?
Paru, puttar's girly sides these days...🤣 Kya kare? Aisi biwi ho toh usse samjha ne ke liye aise hi tarieeke use karne padte hai..
Edited by Oishi_sonu - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Puttar - Never knew you were this kinky sweetheart. What do you plan to do?
Biwi - Post the pics on India-forums f'course ... would be the fastest 500+ likes I get.

believe me I put hand on my mouth i was so about to crack laugh at mid night 🤣
Forum is already drooling over this bathrobe now you have added fuel in fire 😆

aah exposure was for ruhi ke liye. but what about giving back MAGI s 🤣 damn she din mind to take it and he din want to keep it 😆 he was so in full force to explore himself by stretching bich wala part of robe 🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Biwi - Post the pics on India-forums f'course ... would be the fastest 500+ likes I get.


^ So true. 🤣
🤣🤣🤣 and all the fan girls will go THUD on those pics ☺️🤣

Fab post again Paru... Loved the Kostin and answer of the day... At the end of the day we are also watching the show "Sirf Ruhi Ke Liye" 😉😆😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: rutu83

fastest 500+ likes 😆 - pretty sure that post would crash the site 😉
ugh - i don't know what's worse: ashok's business ethics or his "style" sense 🤢
param loves simmi 😵 - future plot point?

loved the post as always



@ red -- Pretty sure Vijay Bhaiyya might not be too happy with that 😆

@ pink -- Is that a kostin Rutu coz there's no answer to that one 😛

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: shalz_123

you are damn hilarious!! here i m trying very hard not to giggle and disturb my own own ravan kumar!!

PS: i read all ur kospints and they r always damn entertaining...keep them coming..amazing sense of humor u got!!!! 👏



Awww Shal ... that is really sweet. One of the few nice things I heard on this long and never-ending day 😃

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