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Originally posted by: ~~~~

haan haan.. main abb tak almost sabko bol chuki hu yeh baat isliye abb toh jhakk marke i have to stick to my words.. 😆😆 waise mere saath jyada prob ni hogi kyunki mujhe rajeev k alawa aur koi acha hi nahi lagta.. 😆😆

beta ur dedication reminds me of my 2 cousins(both r bros 2) who'd actually signed a paper which says that they won't marry& this paper is wid 1 of my uncle i.e.my mausaji who'd kept it saying he show dis paper 2 dem wen they"llget married.😉😉😆😆😆

Originally posted by: pinkdaisy

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night

and

he saw Steven Spielberg.


As he was a great fan of his movies,

he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.


Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says,

"You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."


The astonished Chinese man replied,

"It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour,

it was the Japanese".


"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.


In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says,

"You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."


Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."


The Chinese replies,

"Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."


This particular joke won an award for the best joke

in a competition organized in Britain

and

this joke was sent by an INDIAN ... !!!

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Originally posted by: Dhriti.

Originally posted by: Dhriti.

Six creative ways to kill husband....here is the best way😆

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a boy had prepaired nothing for his exam but he went to give it..... before leaving his mother told him that he'll get points as per the steps.....

this disclaimer was written in my matlab(software lab) book..😆


its not clear so a writing below wats written in this disclaimer --

Under no circumstances does the author assume any responsibility and liability thereof, for any injury caused to the reader by toxic fumes and explosions resulting from mixing incompatible matrices and vectors. Array operations are known to cause irritability and minor itching to beginners. The author, however, might buy the reader a cup of coffee in the case of serious distress. In rare cases of very flattering comments or very creative suggestions about improving this book, the author might even buy the reader lunch. The reader is encouraged to try his/her luck by sending comments to (here author's email address was written..)

Agar sita mein shakira ka talenthotha toh woh kya gathi??????????

Originally posted by: payel_roy

Agar sita mein shakira ka talenthotha toh woh kya gathi??????????

ans: swami na mila eheh

lanka lanka eh eh

swami na mila

swami na mila

its time for srilanka ......

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driti see hamare uppar ek aur ad aya hai.. 😆😆



arey yaar img show nahi hoo rahi hai..

heres the link -
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1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi,
Dosri makhi nay kaha,
"Wah kia ghar mila hai tujhey"

Pehli makhi boli:
"Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai"😆