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Dhriti.

@Dhriti.

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Posted: 15 years ago

#191

look...shivani what Nandini had done in her Maths Test😆😆

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Dhriti.

@Dhriti.

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Posted: 15 years ago

#192

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future husband my foot!!😆😆 main to shadi hi ni karne wali.. main khudko sambhal lu wahi kafi h mere liye.. 😆😆

i will see....beta....just remember ur words😆😆

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The Tilde Girl

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Posted: 15 years ago

#193

haan haan.. main abb tak almost sabko bol chuki hu yeh baat isliye abb toh jhakk marke i have to stick to my words.. 😆😆 waise mere saath jyada prob ni hogi kyunki mujhe rajeev k alawa aur koi acha hi nahi lagta.. 😆😆

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Dhriti.

@Dhriti.

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Posted: 15 years ago

#194

Originally posted by: ~~~~
haan haan.. main abb tak almost sabko bol chuki hu yeh baat isliye abb toh jhakk marke i have to stick to my words.. 😆😆 waise mere saath jyada prob ni hogi kyunki mujhe rajeev k alawa aur koi acha hi nahi lagta.. 😆😆

😆....jindagi ek safar hai suhana...yaha kal kya ho kisne jana...😆

Yaar tumne apna test paper nahi dekha....meine pichle page pe post kiya hai...just take a look what u have done in ur maths test...😆😆

m going nw...gudnite.😃

Edited by Dhriti. - 15 years ago

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Muku

@mukta23

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Posted: 15 years ago

#195

Actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida... And they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

Name: Greg Bulmash

Sex: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

Desired position: Company's president or vice president. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

Desired salary: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

Education: Yes.

Last position held: Target for middle management hostility.

Salary: Less than i'm worth.

Most notable achievement: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

Reason for leaving: It sucked.

Hours available to work: Any.

Preferred hours: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, tuesday, and Thursday.

May we contact your current employer?: If I had one, would I be here?

Do you have any physical conditions that would prohibit you from lifting up to 50 lbs?: Of what?

Do you have a car?: I think the more appropriate question here would be"do you have a car that runs?"

Have you received any special awards or recognition?: I may already be a winner of the publishers clearing house sweepstakes.

Do you smoke?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

What would you like to be doing in five years?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

Do you certify that the above is true and complete to the best of your knowledge?: Yes, Absolutely.

Sign here: Aries.

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Muku

@mukta23

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Posted: 15 years ago

#196

not really jokes...

[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

[18] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

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The Tilde Girl

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Posted: 15 years ago

#197

Originally posted by: Dhriti.

😆....jindagi ek safar hai suhana...yaha kal kya ho kisne jana...😆

Yaar tumne apna test paper nahi dekha....meine pichle page pe post kiya hai...just take a look what u have done in ur maths test...😆😆

m going nw...gudnite.😃

maine apna test paper dekh liya.. how dare u do chugli to my mommyyyyyy???????😡 ja bata de phir main v bata dungi ki maine to teri aswer sheet copy ki thi.. 😆😆

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shonuu

@shonuu

Sparkler

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Posted: 15 years ago

#198

a man somehow fell into a river...disnt know how to swim..... he tried himself to save from drowning, during struggle he caught a fish accidentally.... he threw the fish out of river and said,"mera toh pata nhi bachon na bachon,,,tu toh apni jaan bacha le"

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Payel Roy

@payel_roy

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Posted: 15 years ago

#199

raghu and raju are chatting in a train....

raghu : raju how many rasgullas can you have in empty stomach???

Raju: ah i can think 40

Rahgu: wrong ... in empty stomach you can have only one, because after having one rasgula ur stomach is no more empty....

now Raju asks the same question to one of his friend

Friend: i can have 30 rasgulas in empty stomach

Raju replyed : Arre too 40 bolta toh tumjhe ek interesting chees bathata... par tune toh 30 bola

Edited by payel_roy - 15 years ago

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Arunima

@arunima_LUIT

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Posted: 15 years ago

#200

WHY ARE INDIANS EASY TO IDENTIFY...? ??

Cool one…

We are like this only so true,very true........ ..

1. Everything you eat is savored in garlic, onion and tomatoes.

2.. You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil.

3. You are always standing next to the two largest size suitcases at
the Airport.

4. You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think it's normal.

5. You peel the stamps off letters that the Postal Service missed to stamp.

6. You recycle Wedding Gifts, Birthday Gifts and Anniversary Gifts.

7. You name your children in rhythms (example, Sita & Gita, Ram &
Shyam, Kamini & Shamini..)

8. All your children have pet names, which sound nowhere,
close to their real names.

9. You take Indian snacks anywhere it says 'No Food Allowed.'

10. You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.

11. You load up the family car with as many people as possible.

12. HIGH PRIORITY ***** You use plastic to cover anything new in your house
whether it's the remote control, VCR, carpet or new couch.

13. Your parents tell you not to care what your friends think, but
they won't let you do certain things because of what the other 'Uncles
and Aunties' will think.

14. You buy and display crockery, which is never used, as it is for
special occasions, which never happen.

15. You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table

16. You are one of the most intelligent smart person in your company whichever the country it may be.

17. You are married only ones

18. You are always the last person to leave the company as you are among the hardworking people in the company who are also Indians

19. You share your things with friends and not expect them back.

20. You always like to SMILE and spread the message of LOVE.

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