Veer Tappu jokes thread - Page 9

Veer : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Tapsiya remains silent ……

Veer : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Tapsiya : humme gin ne to De….😆😆😆

Veer: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Tapsiya: Why three?

Veer: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents. 😆😆😆

Tapsiya:😡

Tapsiya: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

Veer: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

Tapsiya:😡

Tapsiya: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Veer : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Tapsiya: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Veer: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

Tapsiya:😡😡